My somewhat confused attempt at Tumblr.

Oh, Mark Wahlberg, how you continue to stun me.

While everyone raves about Daniel Day Lewis, George Clooney and Leonardo DiCaprio, poor Mark is always overlooked by the critics.

I mean, come on, you can’t fault his huge emotional range and his ability to capture many emotions, can you?

By ‘many’, I of course mean his five different emotions.

So, because nobody else will, why don’t we pay a loving tribute to those five emotions of Marky Mark?

Here we go!

01) THOUGHTFUL

Here’s Mark Wahlberg thinking about something, but what exactly is he thinking about? Well, that’s the beauty of Marky Mark’s performance, isn’t it? Wow.

02) PANIC

OH NO! Marky Mark is stuck behind bars and he’s in a Tim Burton film! Just look at that open mouth to see how frightened he is of that. Subtle genius from an acting prodigy.

03) ANGER

Marky Mark’s really angry because his family is dead, so his face is all like GRRRRR.

04) SADNESS

Here’s Marky Mark and this time he’s really sad. Aww, don’t you just want to give him a little cuddle? It’s alright Marky Mark, you didn’t know The Lovely Bones was going to suck.

05) WTF?

Lastly, here’s Marky Mark looking a little bemused, channeling what all the audience were thinking when they watched The Happening.

First Tumblr post. Like most things in my life I’m really confused by it and need someone to guide me through it. I’ll repay you in whatever way people on Tumblr pay each other back. Except you’ll probably have to help me with that as well…

Ahhhh!! Anyone want to help?